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2019-06-18:  "Re: The Mummy" by marithlizard
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2019-02-11:  "Re: computer woes" by Trip
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2019-02-11:  "Re: computer woes" by Trip

16 July 2019 - Tuesday

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15 July 2019 - Monday

Wait, work, what? Can't I have another Sunday? Okay, it's not like I did a great job with the last one, but this time for sure!


Tonight's episode of The Umbrella Academy was the natural other half of yesterday's episode, and also removes a lot of any sympathy I might have had for Chacha. Also, is that really what young people do at parties these days?


Pretty Deadly (Kelly Sue DeConnick, Emma Rios, Jordie Bellaire, Clayton Cowles) is definitely mythic or fairytale Western. I mean, Death is a character, and falls in love with a human woman. It's pretty much all downhill from there for most of the characters, because Western.


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14 July 2019 - Sunday

Today I was completely useless! I wanted to go shopping, but was too lazy and stupid and only managed to lie around the apartment all day going blblblblblblblbl. Also Avalon cancelled date, but it was because she's not feeling well, not for the much more sensible reason that I suck.

In the evening, Marith and I watched more of The Umbrella Academy. We are more than half done, and up to the episode that every show with time travel should have.


Finally I got Empowered (Adam Warren) volume 10, but it was not as satisfying as other recent volumes, more like vol 1-2 where it was just vignettes from the life of Empowered. Until the cliff-hanger ending, at least!

Also I have finally read volume 3 of Kill Six Billion Demons (Tom Parkinson-Morgan), after starting and realizing I had no idea how Allison and Cio got to where they were and having to reread the first two volumes. It's okay, no one was really using that multiverse anyway. But go Allison! And go Cio!


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13 July 2019 - Saturday

Riding the bus to shopping is a lot less sweaty than walking, but not as healthy.


  • Sailor Moon Super S 163: Trapped in a mirror labyrinth! But what are the Amazoness Quartet up to?
  • RWBY 2.10-11: You can't have an fighting show without a fight on a train. It's just the rules, sorry.
  • AKB0048 5: Apparently Akibastar is not Fully Automated Luxury Queer Space Communism after all! But they do have Pheromones.
  • Fruits Basket (2019) 9-10: Haruhatsu! And Valentine's Day, but mostly Haruhatsu.

I read volume 2 of We Never Learn (Taishi Tsutsui). I think that was funny fanservice instead of terrible fanservice, but is any fanservice actually not terrible?


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12 July 2019 - Friday

Friday always seems hard after Thursday, but I survived another week!


The Orchid Gown (Mason Frey) is a collection of dark fantasy stories that are atmospheric but don't quite end. It's not "Lady or the Tiger", it's more "Here are two doors, there's probably something behind at least one of them". When it's not Prime Boycott Day, I should see if the author has any longer works.

But mostly today I went through the 300-odd Kindle samples I have, deleting a bunch of them and putitng some of them into my wishlist for later.

In additional Kindle news, I managed to download 200 books at a time to my local compute for Calibreation, which wasn't too bad. It only took like 15 batches.


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11 July 2019 - Thursday

Stayed late at work again. I really want to find a better way to get home, but transit doesn't seem to do it, and I am pretty sure I don't think Uber or Lyft should exist. Blurgh.


Beings From Beyond is nominally for D&D5, but it's pretty old-school, tables to randomly generate devils and their biomechanical minions and their giant war machines, demons and the horrific mutations they induce, incandescents (angels of GOOD + CHAOS) and their beautiful abstract forms and fundamental powers, or incarnates (GOOD + LAW) of any concept, plus assorted other creatures from the planes. You want a lion with a glowing pyramid for a head who freezes evildoers in time? A radially asymmetric eel demon with a voice that makes your ears bleed? A creature of living sound in powered armor? This book has you covered.

Forgotten, Forsaken, and Unforgiven (MR Forbes) are a trilogy that starts off with the head cop on a failing generation ship and then changes genre with every book. Pretty much everyone dies, especially characters who don't deserve it. Earth Unknown starts another trilogy in which the survivors of the first trilogy are secondary characters or even antagonists, but I had had enough by that point.

Empowered Unchained vol 1 (Adam Warren, et al) is a collection of all the specials that are not otherwise collected. It turns out I have read them all before, but now they can sit on my bookshelf taking up space in the physical world&emdash; I think I may be doing something wrong. But I liked Empowered anyway.

I generally like Seanan McGuire, so I got Spider-Gwen: Ghost Spider vol 1 (Seanan McGuire, Rosi Ka:mpe, Takeshi Miyazama), but apparently I need to have read at least two complete series to know what the heck is going on, because mainstream comics.


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10 July 2019 - Wednesday

Kelsey cancelled at the last minute again, so Mike ran more of the Heroquest we are going through in 13G. Mike likes to play things out in fine detail, so this is taking forever. (I think he really should be writing for video games.) Also Indian food. Ken never orders, so Brooks has been getting him the same thing for like six months.


Books where magic and/or gods return to a major city and everything is terrible and the hero has to save people from magical threats are a dime a dozen when set in the US or UK, but I hadn't seen one set in Lagos, Nigeria, before David Mogo Godhunter (Suyi Davis Okungbowa). I'm sure I missed a lot of the depth, since I know almost nothing about Nigerian religions or magic systems, but that was definitely a hero who struggled.

I was sad to see that The Unstoppable Wasp was over after only two thin collections, but I guess people with money and power were also sad, because now there is The Unstoppable Wasp: Unlimited vol 1 (Jeremy Whitley, Gurihiru)! (I think there may have been some stuff in other titles in between, because mainstream comics, but whatever.) Supervillains! Tiny gay disasters (which apparently is a level up from Snappy Dresser)! Mental health representation! The power of Friendship and Science!


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9 July 2019 - Tuesday

Avalon is still alive, even though her Internet boyfriend is not great.


In a lot of ways, Wicked Fox (Kat Cho) is like a vampire novel (woe, I must feed upon humans!), but the Korean flavor makes it interesting. (I'm not sure I would be able to tell that Korean is in the same language family as Japanese if I didn't know.)

In the Shadow of Spindrift House (Mira Grant) is short and doomed and shows why no one should ever go near the Atlantic coast ever.

In volume 3 of Monstress (Marjorie Liu, Sana Takeda), the threatened war is definitely revving up, and also we get to see more of Maika's predecessor's works, and why the Cumaea are so horrible. I'm really not sure about [SPOILER] getting more of a speaking part, though. But oh the doom!


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8 July 2019 - Monday

Oh no, I left my iPad at home! I had to do work when I was at work! And on the commute, I had to read the second volume of Monstress (Marjorie Liu, Sana Takeda)! It is just as doomed as the first, of course. I am now more interested in looking up the writer's prose work, although it wouldn't be the same without the art.


The Umbrella Academy is still not explaining how Luther got to the Moon, but Klaus is showing that all aspects have a positive side. Diego is still a butt, but I do feel sorry for him.


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7 July 2019 - Sunday

Since yesterday was a bust, I had to go shopping this morning, and Sunday is the worst shopping day. Sure enough, I had to wait 55 minutes for a bus.

I was on call from 13:30 to 19:30 again, but nothing happened, including brain activity. I tried to catch up on El Goonish Shive, but didn't make it very far because reading requires concentration.


In episode 3 of The Umbrella Academy we learn more about Five's adventure and the hunters. And doom. So much doom.


Salvation (Peter F Hamilton) is very Hamilton, with corporate intrigue and interstellar travel not really used for the betterment of humanity but the aliens are suitably obnoxious and the far-future bits are interesting even if I really doubt the utility of bringing back genders


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6 July 2019 - Saturday

I was hoping to leave at a reasonable time in the morning so there would be some Saturday left after getting home. But at the reasonable time, Ken wanted to start Terraforming Mars, and Dave didn't want to leave until after everyone else so that when they inevitably realized they had forgotten something he could bring it, and then finally I lost TM (tied for last with Al, but Robert won even though he had never played before, because I suck completely) and people started to leave, but it was already so late I couldn't complain when Sherilyn sent Al to Target to buy Codenames and then the car key was someplace too safe for Dave to find it. We didn't even leave Roseville until 15:30, and then there was traffic, so there really was not much left of the day by the time I got home.

It was very kind of Dave to drive, but maybe I should just take the train next time. If I can decide what I'm doing more then a day in advance.


The second episode of The Umbrella Academy is not any less strange or doomed than the first one!


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5 July 2019 - Friday

HAPPY HAPPY JOSH DAY!!

Now Josh is eighteen, and will be going off to college in the fall, and has to be a grownup and stuff, but I am pretty sure he will vote the right way.


Because Ken will always push for board games over roleplaying games, this was a board game day. First we played Caverna, and I somehow managed to come in second, with almost 2/3 of Ken's score. Then, after a break for swimming and going to the gaming store (I bought the first Die collection for Ayse because she only had Carl's borrowed individual issues) we played Ken's shiny new copy of Terraforming Mars. I came in dead last, because I suck at all board games.

After Ken went to bed, Dave and I played Codenames with Al and Sherilyn, and Al turned out to be surprisingly good at giving clues. Since this is a cooperative game, it doesn't matter that I suck!


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4 July 2019 - Thursday

Because I can't get a real job (although at least I get paid ridiculously for being in support), I had to be on call all this afternoon right up until we took off to see fireworks, but nothing happened.

I didn't actually do anything today, except try to play one game of 6-player Super Nintendo Every Character Melee Brawl, or whatever it's called. Since I don't know how to play video games at all, this went even more poorly than I expected. (Also it turned out later I received the wrong instructions for attacking.) But it's a vacation! Ish.

We made Dungeon World characters because Al wants to try running it. I made a dwarven cleric who hatched from a stone egg and worships the What Lies Beneath with sacrifice, although maybe I should have used my dwarf fighter idea.

This was Nonny's first year of getting to stay up for fireworks. I think he liked it, although it was really very late for a smol Non.

The fairground where the fireworks are viewed has been massively upgraded from two years ago, so it's not just a huge dirt field, there are buildings and concession stands and grass and security goons and stuff. But the fireworks still go boom.


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3 July 2019 - Wednesday

Ken and Ayse and Jus and Nonny went up to Roseville for the holiday weekend during the day, but that filled up a car and I had to work, so I went up with Dave in the evening. There was some traffic, and also some heat, but we did eventually make it.

The Pettersons' new house is already full of stuff, because Sherilyn is always ready to survive the complete collapse of the scrapbooking industry, but it is so large that everyone had a room with a door except Dave (and the room I had was so big it could easily have held both of us and some additional people as well). Also I had my CPAP machine (which I didn't the last time we visited) so I kind of slept okay.


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2 July 2019 - Tuesday

I did see Avalon tonight, but I am still a pretty low-quality boyfriend.


We Never Learn (Taishi Tsutsui) has encouraging things to say about talent and effort, but is mostly just high schoo harem high jinx.

Valiant Dust and Restless Lightning (Richard Baker) are the subgenre of military SF that is Victorian colonialism with starships. Like, the major powers are not even disguised as Britain, France, and Germany. The colonized are sometimes depicted as bumbling, but the colonizers are pretty much always depicted as arrogant and greedy, so that's something. (The main character is from a client world himself, so not as inclined to jingoism.) The ossified, decadent, ancient empire of inscrutable aliens is maybe a little too much of a stand-in for China, though.

Unsung Heroine (Sarah Kuhn) is a shorter work about one of the secondary characters from Heroine Complex/Heroine Worship/Heroine's Journey, the team's unpowered but awesome martial artist/karaoke star, and how she finds true love or at least heart-warming girlsmooches.


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1 July 2019 - Monday

I did some stuff for capitalism. Probably I didn't do enough of it, and I'm sure I didn't do it very well, but I did it.


We watched the first episode of The Umbrella Academy, which was very superhero, much dysfunctional, wow. So far I like Five best. Diego is a butt.


Volume 2 of Witch Hat Atelier (Kamome Shirahama) is about dragons and disaster response and law enforcement. But our heroine seems to be bonding with her fellow apprentices, and learning better magic-drawing technique.

The Fifth Science (Exurb1a) is I guess a little like Lem? Only not really. It is short stories through the future history of humanity as it learns to make everything in the universe conscious. Clarke's Law applies from time to time. Humans are awful to each other and to robots. Some things are wondrous.


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30 June 2019 - Sunday

I complain about traveling four hours for four hours of gaming, so I was not all that pleased to travel four hours for like three hours of gaming (I'm pretty sure an SCRPG adventure takes o(N) time to play and Deirdre was out with a bad back and Edie was at Pride). But the gaming was fun while we had it!


In the evening I saw Avalon for the first time in forever, because I am a poor excuse for a boyfriend. She has been okay, though, and doing death lord stuff.


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29 June 2019 - Saturday

Now that the cleaners only come once a month, they threw my routine all off so I completely failed at almost everthing today. I did manage to shop for groceries, at least.



I finally finished rereading Empowered (Adam Warren) from the beginning, so I could read volume 9 (Emp continues to rock!) and Empowered and Sistah Spooky's High School Hell (art by Carla Speed McNeil). I probably should not like this series as much as I do.

Kaiju Girl Caramelise vol 1 (Spica Aoki) is not raunchy or violent at all, because the main character turning into a kaiju when afflicted by unrequired love doesn't make it not shoujo.


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28 June 2019 - Friday

There was a complicated plan where I would go home in the late afternoon and do the handover there (since I am doing it tonight as a swap with my boss), but it failed because the train was late and then there was a different train and it was generally horrible and also poorly air-conditioned. I ended up getting home at the usual time, which worked well enough, so I will probably not try this trick again.


I liked Shooting the Rift, so I looked for more books by Alex Stewart and found A Fistful of Elven Gold. It was only okay, alas. It reads more like an RPG adventure that was fun to play through than a novel.

Cinder & The Prince of Midnight (Susan Ee) is like a more horror-flavored Cinderella, with some Robin Hood thrown in.

Help Fund My Robot Army!!! and Other Improbable Crowdfunding Projects (ed John Joseph Adams) is exactly what it sounds like. Some of them are good as stories, some are only okay as stories, some I would contribute to, all will seem horribly dated in twenty years.


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27 June 2019 - Thursday

I got some love from Aspen! She did the rubbing against the table leg with her tail up thing while I was trying to get ready to leave, so I tried giving her some pettins, and she approved! What a good kitty!


I did some work, and stayed until a hundred o'clock at night to hand over to the India team and didn't get home until superlate and bleagh.


I though the word "imagineer" was trademarked by Disney, but apparently not. Anyway, the book Imagineer (Honor Raconteur) is about a teenage girl with anime-style useless absent parents who suddenly discovers she has vast magical powers and is welcomed by the secret world of magical creatures and there is a mystery and stuff. Unfortunately, past the opening chapters, there is not much tension.

The Warship (Neal Asher) is the second in the "Rise of the Jain" trilogy and therefore 390562349560th in the "Polity" universe, but it does not really add anything. The previous book at least told us more about the Jain and some other aliens.

I had never heard of Karin Tidbeck, but based on the short stories in Jagannath, I should seek out more of her work! It is very Scandinavian-feeling (to this completely-non-Scandinavian reader), surreal fantasy or magical realism or something. Anyway, I like them and maybe you will like them too.


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26 June 2019 - Wednesday

Surprisingly, we had Kelsey and not Mike (boo germs!) for gaming, but we were prepared with Eclipse Phase 2E! We finally made it on to the place my character's previous instance disappeared, and found out that something is definitely going on or there wouldn't be gossip bloggers trying to find out why he mysteriously vanished.

As usual, I am terrible at everything and yet talk too much.


Hexarchate Stories (Yoon Ha Lee) is shart pieces, some barely vignettes, in the past and future of the "Machineries of Empire" series. Just a minute, I have to go fling myself into a pit now.

I swear it's a complete coincidence that the other book I finished today was titled Hex-Rated (Jason Ridler). It is nothing alike, but is much 1970, very Los Angeles, wow, with sketchy mages and a porn studio and a PI who has magic but prefers to use fast talk.


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25 June 2019 - Tuesday

I managed to do one of the things I didn't do yesterday, the one my coworker didn't have to do for me. Also I got some more stuff to do, which is okay.


Hey, look, it's an episode of Elementary where Sherlock almost faces a consequence!


Part-Time Gods (Rachel Aaron) is the sequel to Minimum Wage Magic, and is still much Shadowrun, very mage/streetsam, wow. Opal's life gets better, kind of, but she is still so very doomed.

Now I've read all the The Promised Neverland (Kaiu Shirai, Posuka Demizu) I have, and it stops in the middle of a giant conflict where the characters have to come up with a really good plan right away! Augh!


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24 June 2019 - Monday

Because I am stupid, I failed to do the thing or the other thing at work, and one of my cow orkers had to do the thing instead.


We've reached episodes 5-6 of MIX, which I think is the halfway point, and now there is fan service and an obvious romantic interest and blah.


I didn't like Timebound (Rysa Walker) as much as the "Delphi" series, even though it has time travel and timeline alteration and period costumes. Meh.

The Last Supper Before Ragnarok (Cassandra Khaw) wraps up the "Gods & Monsters" shared universe thing, with suitable mysticism and doom and Rupert Wong.


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23 June 2019 - Sunday

Today I accomplished nothing because I was on call from 13:30 to 19:30. Unlike last week, no customers caused problems, so I spent the entire six hours scrolling through trumblr like the waste of otherwise-recyclable organic matter I am.

After I handed things over to the India team, Marith and I watched some more MIX. It's still not as good as Cross Game.


In volume 2 of O Maidens In Your Savage Season (Mari Okada, Nao Emoto), one of our protagonists gets a makeover, one of them tries to meet the person she's been having tinysex (sorry, "cyber") with, and all of them continue to flail about the fact that sex exists. I think Pigtails Girl and Blonde Girl are the most likely to not be straight. Short Girl is the cutest.

I found many volumes of The Promised Neverland (Kaiu Shirai, Posuka Demizu) at the bookstore, so I bought them in hopes of finding out more about the outside world, and indeed, the end of the anime is part way into volume 5. Everything past that point is new and exciting!


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22 June 2019 - Saturday

No anime tonight! Monkeycats went to see A Midsummer Night's Dream last night, and the kids loved it so much they demanded to see it again, so that's what we did. This production is all women and had a strange 80s aesthetic (which means Puck had a very David-Bowie-Labyrinth wig). It was pretty cute! And Nonny liked the faeries so much.


The main character of Komi Can't Communicate (Tomohito Oda) seems cool and aloof and everyone worships her, but actually she just has such bad social anxiety that she can't talk when people are around, and she just wants to make 100 friends. Fortunately(?) someone has figured out her problem, and also her school is full of weirdos, so hopefully everything will be okay. (Komi is adorable.)


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21 June 2019 - Friday

Tonight I did not get home in good time, because the train was horrible. Bah.


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20 June 2019 - Thursday

We swapped around on-call, so I was able to get home at a reasonable hour tonight and we watched the first half of Going Postal. I don't remember the book well enough to be sure, but Marith says it is diverging drastically.


The Grand Dark (Richard Kadrey) is not like the other Kadrey books I've read, it is not cosmic at all. A working-class guy in a secondary-world analogue of the Weimar Republic tries to do his job and take his drugs and smooch his girlfriend, but robots are taking people's jobs and the secret police hate everyone and capitalists are making genetic monstrosities and there's another war looming and everything is unnecessarily horrible.

Creation Machine (Andrew Bannister) feels kind of Banksian to me, with the setting that's a patchwork of libertarian enclaves and depraved fascist dystopias and presumably someone sane somewhere but not on-screen (that's mostly Against a Dark Background) and superhuman forces that tumble the characters about but end up with pretty much the status quo.

Miniatures is a short collection of very short John Scalzi stories. They are all humorous, because Scalzi.


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19 June 2019 - Wednesday

Somehow we had everyone in one place, so we managed to play some more of Kelsey's D&D5 adventure. I do not think it went well, but then I hate D&D. Also people who always interrupt when someone is trying to say something so they can say the same thing louder (yes, even when I'm the interruptor).

Mike, the fiend, stole my Thai food plan, so I have to think of something different next week!


The Empress of Forever (Max Gladstone) is like Guardians of the Galaxy does Journey to the West in a ruined transhuman galaxy, with the inventiveness of Three Parts Dead. Or maybe it is even more awesome than that sounds, because and it has relatively few male characters.


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18 June 2019 - Tuesday

Marith had never seen The Mummy, so we watched it.I don't think she appreciated it as much as tumblr does, but that was pretty much the whole evening.


Now I have read The Ancient Magus' Bride (Kore Yamazaki), which covers pretty much the same ground as the anime, ending with Chise giving [SPOILER] the [SPOILER] status. In vol 10, a whole new arc starts, where Chise and Elias are both going to have to deal with Humans. I am sure there will be no problems whatsoever.

The Outside (Ada Hoffman) is about a physicist trying to live under the transcendent only slightly soul-eating AI gods when they have declared all the good parts of physics heretical just because they drive humans mad and may destroy the universe. The main character is explicitly autistic, but aside from sensory issues, it doesn't seem to affect things much, which may indicate that the author (who is autistic herself) is a better writer than I am a reader.


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Re: The Mummy by marithlizard (Sat Jun 22 09:42:38 2019)

It was a fun movie, and the leads were very cute! Just not enough to displace any of the current fangirl devotion objects. (Apparently these days we prefer characters with at least a millenium of backstory, to get that real angst-seasoned flavor.)

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