You're a famous artist, will you read my fic
It took me days to write, I think it's pretty slick
It's got the Gundam pilots in a big hotel
Where they all make out
Doncha think I'd make a doujinshi writer (Doujinshi writer)
It's a pretty story of a pretty boy
And his older lover treats him like a toy
Underneath that blindfold he's a bit annoyed
He'd rather not be uke
And he wants to be a doujinshi writer (doujinshi writer)
It's a dozen chapters, give or take a few
I'm gonna write the sequel in a week or two
I can fix the spelling if you care about that
I can change the pairings
And I want to be a doujinshi writer (Doujinshi writer)
If you want to draw it make it rated X
Don't forget the drag scene or the kinky sex
All the fan girls I know gave it good reviews
I'm only still in highschool
But I want to be a doujinshi writer (Doujinshi writer)